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Light Machine Gun

A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.
Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Reniy May 21, 2021
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Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
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Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

“Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
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vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it
🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5
by a3dadonnn_ October 19, 2023
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rage against the machine

Rage Against the Machine, arguably once the most powerful and culturally-relevant societal activist group, used the popular contemporary 'thrash rock' genre of music as a vehicle to attempt to create a broader consciousness of issues pertaining to the mass-media, the power of corporate coercion and the conditioning of Westernised society to create complacency; ultimately allowing for the centralisation of power amongst the fascist State and multi-conglomerate corporations such as the WTO and partisan mass-media organisations such as CBS; the collective Machine. RATM was genuinely unique to the Western media current through their strongly rhetoric lyrics and the formidability of their music.

Perhaps what could be seen as tragic; RATM disbanded at the beginning of the new Century, commonly cited as being due to political differences. Zach de la Rocha, who was evidently the bands most politically aware and zealous member, was often said to have despised the path the band was taking into commercialism; a Western symbol of control which they had always struggled to fight.

Regardless of RATM's downfall, it is generally agreed that the effectual footprint of the band has led to a general intellectual and conscious awakening for a generation born into Twenty-First Century; who are seemingly predestined to a bondage to the will of today's powerful media giant and the fascist State. Zach de la Rocha's political mind-set in the time of the band's apex, and indeed in general, is comparable to that of intellectual Noam Chomsky; who (although marginalised by mainstream media outlets and by the federal state and who is predominantly left unrecognised) is today's most important figure of political dissidence and intellectual disillusionment.
"So sick of complacence now." _Rage Against The Machine
by 6079 September 9, 2008
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Austrian Death Machine

To Austrian Death Machine something is to base something completely off of quotes made by or involving Arnold Schwarzenegger much like the songs by the metal band Austrian Death Machine.
Kid#1: Let's Austrian Death Machine this. The next line in our German project should be wer ist dein Vatty und was er gemacht? (who is your daddy and what does he do?)

Kid#2: The next one can be "I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal exoskeleton"
by Helios3 May 26, 2009
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