King San

Baller status. The realest Motherf*cker around. everybody wishes they were him. he is infinitely amazing. He's not Lil B, but he will f*ck your B*tch.

GOD D*MN! King San just F*cked my bitch... AGAIN!

I wish I was as cool as King San.

Son: I'm Amazing.
Mom: STFU you're no King San

by His Loyal Servant September 19, 2011

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009

King the Kid

A band composed of the most hardworking guys in the world. They've only been a band for 9 months, but they have accomplished more than some bands do in 5 years. Their music, fans, and personalities are so inspirational, and continue to gain more and more fans by the day. Their cover of "Wrecking Ball" has attracted quite the audience with the amount of porn and sexitude. David Michael Frank, Jose Mostajo (Mostaco), and Ricky Ficarelli are the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. And they're steller, The rumors say they're also packing heavy.

Clare: Have you heard of King the Kid?
Chloe: Yea! I saw the lead singer nekked!

by lilcthebasedgod September 15, 2013

KING SLUTBAG

One who reigns supreme over all other slutbags.

The leader of fellow Slutbags.

Straight out PIMP

Chris is the KING SLUTBAG at Prive.

That Hot chocolate is the King SLutbag in these parts of the country.

If Slutbagging had a royal family C. Lane would be the KING SLUTBAG

by V21 January 20, 2009

Coochie King

A Coochie King is a King of the coochie. He slays coochie like no other.

Hannah: Damn Daniel you are sooo good at this ;)
Daniel: You can call me the Coochie King <3

by coochieking420 January 28, 2020

King Joe

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.

King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"

by John Wesley February 12, 2008