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Jam eater

A person who doesn't do a real sport ex:bmx
Woah you ride bikes? Friggin jam eater
by Swaggerkoda July 22, 2016
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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.
Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.
by John Yinzer December 28, 2016
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Grady/Pen Eater

The Grady/Pen Eater is a tall and wide thing. It survives on pen ink and it always carries the N word in its pocket. Is you see one and comes charging at you, don't worry it is bad at fighting so if you punch it, it will cry while holding its nose. This a very scary species.
The Grady/Pen Eater is weaker than a majikarp
by NoWayNoHow December 17, 2019
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Pie eater

Pie eater, That big fat cu*t is at the pie shop again. eating all the pies, leaves none for no one that fat cu*t
by Big ho55 April 9, 2020
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Baby eater

1)One who does us all a favor by eating these tiny, ugly, gross, screaming pieces of crap
2) People who eat babies on the regular
Bob: Hey, Jeff are you a baby eater

Jeff: HELL YEAH! I even won in the baby eating contest
by Human slug March 11, 2020
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celery eater

to be a fan of leafy sticks is to be a fan of sticks in general.
I've been so gay lately, it's almost like a celery could come handy. I am such a celery eater.
by juicejuicebeatle May 12, 2020
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