monkey bollocks

A silly silly person

Hey you shouldnt watch TV in the bath, monkey bollocks.

by DomDog October 3, 2003

monkey lip

The result of the residue or tar left behind on a person's lips after doing an exceptionally large bong hit or hitting on a blunt or blizzo...usually occuring from the bottom of of a person's bag if it is of high quality pot strain like kush, chronic or indo or from smoking any very low grade pot like schwag weed, brown or mexican bud.

JC did a huge hit of the chronic and had monkey lip when he tried to pass the hit to his girl, Tia.

by jcinvegas July 2, 2008

Crack Monkey

This is a friend or foe that does something really crazy or just needs to be call this. Have fun.

What up crack monkey?!?! What you been up to?

by john james April 14, 2006

monkey milk

A slang term for ejaculate

He got monkey milk on her blue dress

by Morgan Westfield July 26, 2006

Undead Monkey

Payment for a jar of dirt

Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots monkey in head*
*voodoo woman makes trade for a jar of dirt*

by Tsav July 18, 2006

monkey trumpets

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008

Monkey fuck

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.

Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?

by Jason Mark Smith December 27, 2007