The whole town is basically white and 90% jewish. Girls who pretty much are down for anything. Only wear lululemon and brandy melville - are close to rye so adapt their alcoholic behaviors and are overall slutty. Will most likely go to blind brook which is full of fake blondes who all have eating disorders!! All the moms there are best friends so your friends are basically only your friends because of your moms. 99% of them are most likely vape or smoke and drink an insane amount of titos. Boys are racist short little boys who play football and lose every game.
by dbroggs August 12, 2023
Get the Rye Brookmug. oh wow.. is that brooke over there?
by iamagirlbossyipyap November 13, 2021
Get the brookemug. i hate brooks
by your_mom_a_hoe_(: November 9, 2020
Get the Brooksmug. One badass motherfucker and online gamer. Don’t even think about questioning her authority, even if you don’t know her. She’ll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of her custom-built gaming rig.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
Gamer 1: “Is that Brooke Caldwell?”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
by TarinWinslow July 19, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug. Samuel: My man pulled a daryl brooks last night
Betty: What the fuck? He’s a BLM Terrorist! Why do you love to make jokes about white genocide?
Dan: What fuckin "White genocide"? Darrell Brooks is just a crazy person, period.
Betty: What the fuck? He’s a BLM Terrorist! Why do you love to make jokes about white genocide?
Dan: What fuckin "White genocide"? Darrell Brooks is just a crazy person, period.
by SmeeveJeeve January 25, 2022
Get the Daryl Brooksmug. One of the cutest guys you'll ever meet. Often childish with the most ridiculous sense of humor, but once told, he'll grow up. For a long time, brooke will be stupid and maybe a bit mean, but in time of knowing him, he can become the sweetest, funniest, sexiest guy you'll ever meet. All the girls have a crush on him all the time. Whether they know it or not, they are all on his lost to go out with next. Even though he matures eventually, he always retains that childish humor and laughs at the stupidest words. Always the guy to laugh in Sex Ed. And most likely be kicked out for that reason. Brooke can be whoever's, but you'll always love him. Hes ways in the back of your mind and you can go out with whenever. Hes just one of those guys.
by Emzy S. August 30, 2019
Get the Brookemug. by i will fuck you in the mouth:) April 17, 2011
Get the Brooke Claxtonmug.