by ChazerB June 21, 2017
When you insert a bundle of matches into your partner's vagina, leaving only the match heads sticking out. You then light the matches and proceed to ram your dick into the matches pushing them into her vagina. Her vagina juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.
Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!
by Melee Tramp October 27, 2010
by CrossKnuspes May 29, 2021
When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)
by Fuckin' lol November 14, 2011
A single and prospectively dating person who meets the following qualifications:
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed
The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed
The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.
Person A: Did you see who I was talking to online?
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.
by bigtexasrob April 26, 2019
Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!
by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 February 27, 2017
When your partner blows into your foreskin creating a pocket of air that looks like a bullfrogs throat.
by Joan Wick August 28, 2017