Texas Ten

A single and prospectively dating person who meets the following qualifications:
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed

The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.

Person A: Did you see who I was talking to online?
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.

by bigtexasrob April 25, 2019

Texas Dust

The remains of semen from an elder Texas gentleman.

"Hey Rou, where were you Tuesday last week?" "Oh, I was enjoying the company of that nice cowboy, but now I can't get this Texas Dust out of my crevice!"

by whhhaaattthhheeeffuuucccckkk August 26, 2011

Texas slam

(V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.

Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"

by Dweeb ass69 May 12, 2014

Texas Bullfrog

When your partner blows into your foreskin creating a pocket of air that looks like a bullfrogs throat.

When having foreplay my wife likes to give me a Texas Bullfrog .

by Joan Wick August 27, 2017

Texas Draw

It has it's roots in the cowboy scene.
It is similar to the word, quick draw, but with a Texas grandiose twist. The word signifies having and or being the man with the fastest gun draw around.

Tim: "How did Joe "Flash" Pickman do that?"
Fred: "Tim, don't you know he has that Texas Draw."

by HAHAMathis February 1, 2021

Texas Popsicle

The act of shoving a metal tube into the anus of your enemy, pouring ghost pepper chilli into the tube and then round house kicking the rest of the tube into your enemy's anus

After he tried stealing from my friend and I, my friend held him down while I performed the Texas Popsicle

by The G.O.A.T. July 24, 2015

Texas Firefighter

When you insert a bundle of matches into your partner's vagina, leaving only the match heads sticking out. You then light the matches and proceed to ram your dick into the matches pushing them into her vagina. Her vagina juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.

Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!

by Melee Tramp October 27, 2010