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tender

She fingered her tender.
by its true February 26, 2005
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Tanner

a beautiful woman who kicks ass and loves twisted humor; A funky dance party.
Tanner is the awesome one.
Often confused with a stalker but is definetly not.
by no name-chan March 1, 2009
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Tenderhooks

To keep on edge, anxious. From the Blur song 'Tender' which is featured on the album 13. A 'Tender-hook' refers to the fact that the 'hook' of the song is merely a build-up to next song on the album 'Bugman', which is a far more cathartic expression of distorted electric guitars. It is also an updated version of the archaic phrase "tenterhooks" used by pedant pricks who simply have no fun when it comes to language. I mean, just who do you think you are? An 18th century dressmaker? Get over yourself, grandad.
Jimmy loved Blur so was on tenderhooks at the new Blur song coming out. Unfortunately, they disbanded so Jimmy killed himself.
by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III December 3, 2018
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tendersass

A synthesis of the words tender and sassy. Used to describe something as exceedingly good or great.
The highest honor that can bestowed upon an object or person.
We're tender--and sassy; we're tendersass.
by creamofwheatman April 18, 2004
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Tennessee Sandwich

When Two guys from Tennessee and Hayley Williams have sex together and she screams until she cums and then makes the two guys a sandwich
Did you see that Tennessee sandwich on that music website? Yeah I masturbated to it all night.
by ThebestPrater August 25, 2010
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Tennessee Long Stroke

In conversation, the term Tennessee Long Stroke means to fully insert ones penis in anothers anus with no lubrication all in one thrust. Coined by David E.
Hell yeah, I'd sell someone my anal virginity for 3.7 million dollars, I'd even let em Tennessee Long Stroke it.
by Davy WE June 3, 2010
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Tender Squirrel

One fine, high quality vagina
I gotta get me some tender squirrel
by UNl2ated April 17, 2011
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