Jesse

Me: hey jesse wanna go outside and play some soccer
Jesse: no im too busy playing geometry dash
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Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!
"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."
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Young man who chooses his words carefully, not only his words but his bond with the people he dines interest. Anime freak when it comes to action. Flirty with girls but doesn’t get with them(Not all of them). Chamorro/671/GUAM. Jesse(Jesus)
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A guy that has a 69 inch long schlong. He shoots harder than John Wilkes Booth. Jesse is hot and sexy.
I wish i was Jesse.
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a huge penis that will take down all competitors and is great at fighting
Jesse is strong
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Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
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A lovely, friendly, handsome person with a great smile. Someone who you can talk about everything in life and still manage to relate to. Great with gals and guys alike. Everyone needs a Jesse.
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