dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

dad skill

A skill that only a daddy has.

José taught me how to pack my luggage. This daddy KNOWS how to do that. Only someone with a dad skill can do it right.

by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021

Dad Joke

Any joke made by Mark Hamill.

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!

by artooey January 28, 2018

dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)

Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.

by Jennaak November 24, 2021

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023