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Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.
The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business
by Topagent March 30, 2022
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Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner
by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025
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Couch Lounger

A person with no permanent residence, who appeals to the sympathy of people who do not want to see the person officially homeless and on the streets, but who refuses to take advice or work to change their situation, attitude or actions in any meaningful way. They move from couch to couch, (house to house) staying until they either wear out their welcome or the homeowners rules become to burdensome. Really onerous and over the line rules like "Clean up after yourself" or "If you can't contribute with $ right now, how about some housework?" or "Stop playing online games all day and Fbooking all day and look for a job!"
Man, I thought I could help John, but he is just a couch lounger!

How long you gonna let that couch lounger hang out at your crib eating your grub?
Is John still at your house? No that couch lounger split when I told him he had to wash dishes and do laundry for his rent! He called his uncle and whined to him about sleeping under a bridge and now he is lounging on his uncles couch!
by Quarterhorse1961 November 28, 2016
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couch fries

Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it
by Full nudes January 15, 2023
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Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
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couch dolphin

A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
by effdot July 26, 2024
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