your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

by poomam October 19, 2019

Morgz's Mum Aka Big Jill

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a about 100 year old lady that can't live without mc donald's and lives in her son's house and his name is Morgz aka photocopier because love use mr beasts ideas

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a lady that lives in her son's house and eat's too much Mc Donald's

by Lukemon March 29, 2021

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone

person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!

by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022

Jayne, a good mum for the wee boy!

Jayne, an Irish foster mother, has taken on a 2-year old and holding up well despite his age!

Jayne, a good mum for the wee boy!

by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019

Muskaan's Mum

Muskaan's mum is a wonderful, amazing, sweet person who should be remembered and brought up in every conversation.

"Muskaan's mum is very good at English"
"damn, who is that

oh that is Muskaan's Mum"

by HeadShoulderKneesAndToes October 26, 2022

megs mum

The hottest milf around, megs mum has not interest in Meg.

The only interests she has is with the young lads around Meg.

That’s why Megs mum always keep Meg under her shoe. This way Meg will never disobey her mother’s wishes.

Have you see Megs mum, god damn.

She’s a milf and a half!

by Definitely_not_george October 30, 2021