salty

Verb: Used to describe a person being frustratingly foolish.

If two people are fighting and one ducks every punch the same way someone might laugh say the person was being or getting salty with the other person.

by me fool December 28, 2005

salty lemonade

1.A bevarage made from lemons, water and salt.
2. Urine

dude, that girl chugged all the salty lemonade!

by Niac December 14, 2004

Salty Vag

Referring to or in reference of a Vagina that has a salty or sweaty flavour or essence.

Damn dude, I can't wait to get some salty vag after that chick gets done on the starmaster.

by the BEAVE May 13, 2005

salty boi

A faggot on a tricycle

That is one salty boi

by 1234567473745 September 25, 2017

Pope’s Salty Kiwi

This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.

Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…

by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

Salty

When something sucks; An unfortunate situation.

Your car got stolen? Salty...

by Nick August 24, 2003

salty peanuts

sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)

"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"

by 6IXTY 1NE September 8, 2008