September 5

if your girlfriend loves you she must do the thing once this day

Wow it’s September 5! You have to do the thing babe!

by The fudge maker September 5, 2021

september 18th

This day is John Jimmy Cena’s birthday and everyone has to eat a cake on this day.

Sarah said, “Oh it’s September 18th that means it’s John Cena’s Birthday we better get the cake out.”

by Fishyman April 11, 2019

SEPTEMBER 6

if u were born on this day ur a dumb bitch

omg u were born on the day of dumb bitches (September 6)

by dumb hoe♡♡ November 10, 2019

September 15

The baddest bitch was born. Only these people know how to fidght. They have loads of friends and everyone and everything wants to be then

Person 1: yo I'm going to have a fidght whit this girl
Person 2: when were they born
Person 1: September 15
Person 2: fuck good luck

by September 15 December 1, 2020

September 1

the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.

person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1

by daddy schlong March 7, 2021

September 1st

International Bogus Day
If you were born on this day you are the biggest Bogus

OMG! your birthday is September 1st? you're such a bogus!!!

by porkchopsux420 October 18, 2019

September 9th

National finger a girl day

Hey you know what September 9th is

by Apimpnameslickback😏 September 4, 2021