secretaryerizing

the honor and privilege of taking on the prestige, duty, and persona of performing the mundane tasks of secretary in a student government association or club position.

Dude 1 - So I heard you got the secretary position for pencil sharpeners anonymous?
Dude 2 - Yeah man, I'm stoked to totally start secretaryerizing my entire psyche.

by paramorphous April 10, 2018

Secret slug

a woman who is a ball of pent up sexual energy and has trouble going a day with out release

My girl is a secret slug

by Jack1911 June 10, 2018

secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Scerworded

A wrong and very screwed up spelling of a word.

I absolutely SCERWORDED at least 3 words on that email to my new boss!

by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

scerfoffoling

The act of doing cartwheels on the road towards traffic.

Dude that is rad scerfoffoling

by Thatdude2475 April 16, 2018

scerley

A sexy funny nice dude. Can dance and Has anger issues and will steal yo bitch. Watch out men, Scerley is here to take Yo girl. Will get to fighting if he has to and will knock you out

Omg Scerley stole Jenny for mike
Did you see Scerley knock jake out
Scerley’s so sexy

by Isssssaaa June 3, 2018