Statuspam

n. Status updates from one person posted in rapid succession, often with unimportant/repetitive information.

Use of word: "Dude! My news feed is flooded with statuspam! That guy posted 27 times in the last 3 minutes!"

Examples of statuspam: "John Smith is on facebook" later, "John Smith is talking to people on facebook" after a moment, "John Smith is going to stop talking to people on facebook now." etc.

by theasianboi June 22, 2010

Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.

Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.

by BookFacee July 6, 2010

Status-ticks

Ticks obsessed with status

The Status-ticks in the wild search for days for just the write appetizing human being to bite the dead skin of. Not every day ordinary joe blows will do - only the cream of the crop attract the attention of status-ticks!

by Jeremy Janson November 3, 2010

Status Spammer

A person or comment who kills the mood you were trying to create with your status.

status: im so sad today. life just isnt fair.

status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!

by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011

Statusfied

Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain

“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”

by Amalia Lylian March 22, 2011

statusfag

When someone buys an iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book so that they can talk about their iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book, and look down on those poor wretched souls that don't own apple.

As soon as he bought his iphone he turned into a statusfag.

by bob livingstonshirebuckingham April 6, 2011

Status-repeater

Someone on MySpace or Facebook whose status is always about the same thing or event. They are extremely annoying and truth be told, their friends skip over their status' because its always the same crap.

Ugh...she's such a status-repeater. Her status' are always about the exact same thing. Ex: I am so lucky and I have an awesome life.

by Mr. M&M January 15, 2011