stoned

So fucked up it's funny.

laying down and passing out in the middle of a school dance...

by Rachel January 17, 2004

Joss Stone

Absolutely toooo cool. Not to mention the best hippie since Janis Joplin and the most down to earth person since Ghandi. Oh and she is the white Aretha Franklin.... not to mention she's only 17. Rock on

Joss Stone is the daughter of soul

by goldfish March 4, 2005

joss stone

piece of shit soul singer. doesn't know anything and makes very gay music.

u hear that joss stone joint?
ya its a piece of shit

by Emilio Rebenga April 18, 2005

joss stone

Barbie doll teenage pop singer, cynically marketed as a serious and mature soul artiste. Contrary to popular belief and marketing hype, not actually from the mean streets of Harlem or Detroit, but from the nice middle class suburb of Kent in England.
Not that you'd realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some massive New York loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
Another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing mass suicide or downing truckloads of Prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy Soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.

Average Person 1: Shouldn't Joss Stone in school right now?
Average Person 2: Nah, her record company are making a shitload of money out of passing her off as a soul singer.

by jpeterman July 13, 2006

stoned up

To get the balls to do something. To gain courage.

He finally stoned up and told the bitch to get the fuck out!

by Mike Fr March 22, 2007

Stone Dome

When there is 1 Girl and 4-10 guys at a table. All the guys sit at the table and whip out their dicks under the table. The girl proceeds to sit under the table and suck on 1 penis at a time. the other guys at the table have to guess which guy is getting their dick sucked. a popular game amongst the thirsty boys

Those thirsty boys always play stone dome with their thirsty bitch. The thirsty bitch takes turn on everyones dick.

by knowledgeman123123 July 12, 2009

Stoned

is when the body refuses to listen to the brain. Confusion ensues.

is what I am when I lose my train-of-thought mid sentence and then we play the " Reverse Psychologist , see you don't remember either " game. They usually remember within 2-20 minutes. If we eventually forget about it, it will jump into my head up to 48 hrs later and I will continue right on with my, uh, uh. What were we talkin about ???
Sorry, stoned....

by dman5 November 20, 2009