limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.

I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

rock the sock

Campaign to raise awareness of testicular cancer. Thought to be first used in the US by Testicular Cancer Awareness Network before gaining popularity in Europe. ROCK the SOCK, Sock on a Cock, Cock in a Sock and many others used this in a movement to raise money and awareness of testicular cancer.

Testicular Cancer Awareness Network caused a worldwide movement with their ROCK the SOCK campaign!

by Scot Mac Ruaid hri May 17, 2014

Columbus Tube Sock

The act of after ejaculating and the slammy you just Slayed falls asleep you take the used condom and slide it on her foot so she wakes up with a Columbus tube sock on. Works best during double penetration so that she has a pair.

It was a little chilly in my apartment so it was a good thing that I gave Lisa a Columbus Tube Sock to keep her piggy toes warm.

by Slammyslayer12345 February 8, 2015

Rock in a Sock

A crude flail like weapon crafted within seconds, usually used by someone in a very desperate and dire situation.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.

Ay bruh, we was bout to jump that dude but he ripped off his sock and tied off a rock in the end of it. Rock in a sock be a crazy mad weapon bruh.

If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.

Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.

by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019

Dobby's sock

A simple name for your cum sock.

Ugh Dave, just found your dobby's sock. Bloody mingin aight.

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020

You are the sock around my heart

This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.

Girlfriend: you are the sock around my heart

Boyfriend: marry me

by I’m the sock around your heart November 11, 2020

San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner

Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?

by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020