redneck remodeling

When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.

Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.

by Cha-cho September 19, 2016

redneck botox

when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips

"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."

by lizardsman999 August 4, 2016

redneck streaking

A red neck that shit in his/her pants

Are you redneck streaking?!

by Lander Tbong January 1, 2017

Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)

"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020

Redneck donut

When you eat your sister's asshole. Like a glazed donut.

I'm gonna go home and give my sister a redneck donut.

by Redneck donut November 13, 2020

redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020