Pussy Faced Jack

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.

Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

by thisy guy June 7, 2010

National eat pussy day

Every year on this day females will get eaten out but there's a catch the female has to choose a male whom they choose to feed.

"Hey i just ate out a female today, because it's national eat pussy day"

by Officialnotional day announcer April 12, 2017

possum ear pussy

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

by possum chaser July 27, 2011

Wrecked that pussy

To give a girl such a good, long, hard fuck that her pussy is generally unusable for the next couple days and it resembles a demolished ford f-150

Kevin: How'd your date go?
Matt: Pretty fucking sweet. I wrecked that pussy so bad she couldn't pee out of it afterwards. She had to wait for the piss to travel out of her ass. I wouldn't go in there for a while if I were you.
Kevin: Daaaamn

by marshall1984 August 18, 2009

Pussy Patrol

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.

Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

pussy is pussy

50 n snoop dog say that in bars...that means it doesnt matter u fuckin a cute faced bitch or ugly one...just fuck .....pussy is pussy it doesnt make diffrance

i just fuck em bitches ..pussy is pussy

by bonafide_hustla February 27, 2007

Pussy pump

Very Simple tool that consists of A pump and a thing that looks like half a basketball ,... u put it over your pussy and start pumping untill U cum .
beware pussy will expand 10 times the size

i watched that Girl Pump That Puzzy

by Arosh January 15, 2005