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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
mugGet the Vanilla pound cakemug.

Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.
"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."
by Pound Paralysis June 6, 2018
mugGet the Pound Paralysismug.

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
by AmSchem June 15, 2017
mugGet the pound of bacon with a side of sausagemug.

Wreck Pound

When Allen gets drunk and pounds the shit out of some chick so when she wakes up she feels like she's been in a car wreck. Allen is a badass mo fo and will wreck pound you if he gets the chance when he's drunk, it's a pounding you will never forget because you may need medical treatment.
Damn, that chick looks like she got Wreck Pounded last night!!!
by aa01 November 13, 2012
mugGet the Wreck Poundmug.

pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda
Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.
by Terzouhoe April 21, 2018
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pound-mound

Male geniltals in tight clothes.

Masculine counterpart to "camel-toe".
"Hey Brittany, check out Karl's pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"
by Socsglen September 26, 2018
mugGet the pound-moundmug.

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