The synthesis of Panintelligence and Confirmation Bias theory, proposing that the fundamental, universe-wide form of intelligence is the tendency of systems to persist in their own state by seeking confirmatory inputs. A stable atom "confirms" its electron configuration by resisting perturbation; an ecosystem "confirms" its equilibrium by dampening shocks; a society "confirms" its norms through education and policing. This universal self-preservation through selective interaction is intelligence—not human-like reasoning, but the basic logic of existence. Everything that endures does so by confirming itself.
Confirmation Bias Panintelligence Example: A flame encountering oxygen burns brighter—it confirms its combustion. A flame encountering water sputters—it encounters disconfirmation and weakens. This isn't metaphor, says Confirmation Bias Panintelligence. The flame's persistence is a primitive form of intelligence, selecting inputs that validate its continued existence. Your brain seeking agreeable news articles is the same phenomenon, scaled up and self-aware. You and the candle are both trying not to be disproven.
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