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Oliver

Oliver truly is amazing. He's so awesome, I'm going to have to understate his amazingness in this definition. God, he's beautiful. He is the most sexiest and cutest man alive. He might not have a big dick because he's yellow BUT ITS OK BECAUSE SIZE DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER. trust me, i would know. Anyways, he sleeps a little, just a wee little bit past his bedtime but what god doesn't. He's too busy being fucking awesome. Ok but these are all surface level stuff. He is so nice and caring and will never give up on you. And I mean never. If you have a goal, he will make sure it will be accomplished or he will end himself. Like actually. He will instill confidence in you that you have never felt before cause that is just the person he is. Yeah, he might have insecurities, but who the fuck doesn't? It only makes him better, he can help people through their insecurities and their goals even though he's struggling with his own.
I love you Oliver. You deserve everything. <3
by ilosecontrol February 21, 2024
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Oliver gets all the girls and gets to fuck a lot. He is also one of those who helps everyone and makes everyone laugh
Oliver will become a legend
by Picka mater December 12, 2016
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A very pretty boy with a lot of problems. Also very intelligent, do not lie to an Oliver. Strong sense of morals, individuality, he thinks for himself and stands up for himself. He's so admirable other people try to be like him, inside and out. His biggest enemy is his head but as he gets older he'll realize as much pain he's been surrounded with he can use for healing; there's a mini therapist inside of him he chooses to ignore sometimes. The day Oliver decides to stop sabotaging himself by using drugs and alcohol the day Oliver becomes superhuman. Good taste in everything, art, tattoos, style, music, shows, games, ect. Oliver's also very funny, shockingly. Romantic. "Scary" kinks. Obsession with death. Moods that change every five seconds, be careful with an Oliver they're sensitive. Protective/possessive over his loved ones. Places too much emphasis on looks and status, a bit of a god complex if we're being honest. It makes sense why when you see him, tbf. Takes NO bullshit. Oliver can be terrifying from having such a hard life but there's such a sweet spot inside him very few have had the privilege to see. Keep an Oliver's secrets to the GRAVE. Having an Oliver in your life is a flex.
"Have you seen Oliver's eyelashes??"
"God I know, he looks like living art."
by idonteatbees November 24, 2021
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Oliver is a guy you can always count on. He has a deep and compassionate personality. He’s humorous and can brighten anyone’s day just by being around him. He’s one of the most good looking guys 🤩 and anyone would be honored to be with him.
Oliver is super amazing 😎
by Ajjj69 November 20, 2020
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oh my lord Oliver is the sexiest man alive i swear to god i bust a fat load in my pants every time i lay eyes on him oh my GOD he gives off so much big dick energy im finna suck it aauuuuughhhhhhh
"yo, Oliver's got a massive cock!" -me
by oliver's dickrider June 25, 2025
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A cool guy that comes up with weird words. The ladies love him but in the nice way. They’re sus so watch you’re back!!
Guy: That dude Oliver is so funny XD!
Oliver: Thanks bro!
by Yanny November 17, 2018
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A Sexy Motherfucker that has a throbbing horse cock.
Oliver give the best sexy with his horse cock
by bobbypoobrownly September 12, 2021
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