by ula May 13, 2005
Get the circle jerkingmug. "What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
by CollaBear June 12, 2012
Get the Jerking off Stalefishmug. 1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.
professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.
student: ohh jerk me offffff
student: ohh jerk me offffff
by jennybaybee May 9, 2010
Get the jerk me offmug. An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.
I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.
by alphasniper February 23, 2009
Get the circle jerk economymug. After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
by bri-marzee February 7, 2009
Get the Canadian Bacon Jerkmug. by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017
Get the tear jerk-offmug. Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018
Get the Jerk from homemug.