your mom

literally the best comeback to anything.

Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e

by c0mp1ex_val November 03, 2021

Your Mom

A comeback only 3-5th graders use because they think it will make them sound cooler than everybody else in the room.

Kid: Hey dude I think ur a total dumbass.
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!

by Doofus123 November 01, 2021

your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) April 12, 2011

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your mom

Ultimate come back

“You look ugly”
“Your mom!”
“I’m offended”

by Jugsofketchup April 22, 2021

Your mom

Someone whose fiddle I diddled last night

I fiddled and diddled your mom last night

by Lil mommy March 01, 2022

your mom

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.

Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)

by SuDUCKtion October 29, 2015