slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time
Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now
by Snaplatts August 11, 2020
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808 out of key

If your 808 is out of key, gtfo no one fucks with you.
Nice beat bruv, but the 808 out of key...
by Meikodroo February 25, 2021
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bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.
"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"
by FishLUL April 25, 2025
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bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.
"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."
by FishLUL April 25, 2025
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universal key

A card used to break into a house.
I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card
by JOHN WRIGHT NOW August 07, 2008
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 08, 2020
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cut keys

To move in and live together with someone.
"Hey Marion already asked me to cut keys with her but it only been 2 weeks."

"Man she tripping..."
by Am Twan December 14, 2022
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