Minecraft

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

by minecraftisthebest June 04, 2019

Minecraft

Lifeless as all fuck with devs that don’t support it properly

The inferior version of terraria

Weirdo: hey want to play some minecraft

Me: GTFO play terraria

by THEFINALCHAPTER April 06, 2021

Minecraft

Virtual and legal alternative to drugs, the best shit you'll ever do.

Person 1: Wanna go to this party-
Person 2: FUCK THAT SHIT I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

by senpaielias July 24, 2019

Minecraft

A pure game for pure people.

Person 1: Dude do you wanna.....?
Person 2: SUSH I'm playing Minecraft.

by I only play mincraft October 23, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft- The game where only legends play...better than fortnite and PubG mixed. Nothing can beat minecraft...like a carrot on stick

Dude wanna play Minecraft?!
Yeah!
Minecraft only 7$ on playstore

by HaloLover3000 October 28, 2019

Minecraft

a video of which people are moaning

“what are you watching?”
“umm.. minecraft”

by i’m going to kms March 06, 2022

Minecraft

A game better thatn Fortnite

Minecraft's WAY better than fortnite

by FNBTPS April 16, 2022