your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend
bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom
by jl0728 May 29, 2015
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your mom

(n) The woman of whom you were raised by when you were in your younger ages.
Tim: "Who prepared this delicate meal?"
Mom of Tim: "Your mom"
by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 11, 2022
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mom jockey

1.some one that loves railing moms

2.dads
Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey
by laser wook April 01, 2010
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the party mom

The person at the party that has to watch over everyone (usually the host). They take care of the people that are throwing up, make sure there is no fights and make sure the house doesn't get destroyed.
I'm throwing a giant party tonight at my house, but im probably going to have to be the party mom.
by urban dictionary queen February 22, 2016
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Raging mom

An angry mom because you play to much fortnite and she takes away your controller because you talk back
Mom: You’ve been on that game for hours time to read
Kid: shut your mouth! Sorry but I’ve gotta get the victory Royale
Mom:(Takes Controller) YOUR GROUNDED!! And that’s a raging mom
by Icy penguin January 08, 2019
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CBD Mom

Women that think cannabis containing THC is bad but hemp-based CBD products are the bomb. CBD mom doesn't really drink, and of course won't smoke weed, because she's a responsible mother. She often looks down on a cannamom. CBD mom is in love with all natural products, including essential oils, green clean products, and green smoothies. She claims CBD oil has changed her life, has two bottles in her purse at all times, and will try to sign you up as an affiliate for whatever brand she is selling today.
"Don't light that joint on the soccer field Keri the CBD Mom will report you. And then try to sell you her latest MLM product."
by cbdmom February 06, 2020
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The Mom Network

Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?

Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.

Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Jackooo! May 26, 2008
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