Ewa Laurens
by Dumb stupit or dumb June 30, 2020
Get the Laurensmug. cuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntcuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboyboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboycuntboy
by Blue is a name February 26, 2024
Get the Laurenmug. A cute as fuck person. Like seriously how is this person my girlfriend? I'm really confused, how the fuck? If you ever get a Lauren, never fucking break up with them. EVER!! If you do, you're missing a massive opportunity.
Alex: Wow, Lauren's cute.
Beckie: No, they're mine! Back off you horny gay bitch!
Alex: If you guys ever gonna break up, I'm gonna still them from you.
Beckie: NOOOOOOO!!!
Beckie: No, they're mine! Back off you horny gay bitch!
Alex: If you guys ever gonna break up, I'm gonna still them from you.
Beckie: NOOOOOOO!!!
by thatgaybitchbeckie November 23, 2020
Get the Laurenmug. Also known as #Laurening
When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?
Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
by Big Brother & Love Island Fan September 29, 2020
Get the Laureningmug. Well, she/he can be very good with his kids at school with his dad in a good night he said it is very very well worth it and I am not sure what to say to her and her husband she said that the school was a little too much for the price of a low volume volume is a bit too much for money.
Lauren is such a Lauren.
by #2 Shrek Daddy February 11, 2020
Get the Laurenmug. Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren loves AP
by Personslove November 27, 2019
Get the Laurenmug.