Ian and Lauren

The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.

Is that Ian and Lauren? Theyre so happy and perfect for each other!

by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021

Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.

Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here

by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021

dirty lauren

Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.

man that guy is getting some good dirty lauren

by smokywokymiles kirkwood January 24, 2025

Lauren

Lauren, that's all you need to know.

That is Lauren. This is Lauren. I am Lauren.

by 315milky November 23, 2021

Lauren's Man

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.

"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"

by tinydoll May 15, 2023

Lauren

…you literally don’t exist. There’s absolutely no way you went on urban dictionary after seeing an Instagram challenge because that’s literally impossible. You aren’t real. This an illusion. You cannot be perceived.

What’s a “Lauren”?

by Waitwhathuh November 23, 2021

Lauren

A girl who is very shy. She’s very kind-hearted and brutally honest. When she has goals, she’ll always work towards them. A Lauren’s usually very introverted and has only a small group of friends. She normally enjoys hanging out with friends and just enjoying life. She knows that she has to live life to the fullest even though she has some fears. A Lauren usually hates horror and loves comedy. She usually may not be the best at smarts but is really kind. She’s normally ruled by her heart and always follows her dreams. A Lauren is an amazing friend to have and is irreplaceable ❤️

Is that Lauren? I hear she’s really nice!

by Thebestusernameintheentireworl November 17, 2021