Skitty Kitty 

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.

Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".

Skitty Kitty by JB March 12, 2003

retard kitty 

A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.

man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!

retard kitty by abz-kat July 31, 2006

sticky kitty 

A pussy that sticks to the wall like the commonly known hero, Spider-man.

Damn that girl got a sticky kitty

sticky kitty by sticky kitty February 27, 2018

American Flying Kitty Frog 

A sexual act where the man, while getting head, jumps on top of the woman, knocking her over, and crouches in such a manner that he looks like a frog, then bounces up and down to act as hopping. Then, as the woman becomes coherent, she grabs his testes and massages then like a small kitten.

Bro, Thomas, the other night I finally got that slut Anna to bed and pulled the ol' American Flying Kitty Frog on her

Dudde, how'd it go?

Not well, she can not fondle my balls!

American Flying Kitty Frog by IAmAwesomeMyMomSaidSo February 9, 2010

rubber band kitty 

When your cat lays down before your feet as if saying "pet me please" and stretches it's whole body out like a rubber band

Every time I come home my rubber band kitty is waiting for me to pet her.

rubber band kitty by kittysaurusrex September 29, 2010

hello kitty fever 

The lesbian attraction to cute Asian girls

Oh my god, I have hello kitty fever.

hello kitty fever by Missgrey June 30, 2016

Bald Kitty 

bare fanny

shes got a bald kitty

Bald Kitty by yea that one July 20, 2018