Anna Kelly

the most annoying, ugliest, obsessive, stick figure, no ass, no titties, big foreheaded bitch. who is gonna get their shit rocked because they talk too much. calls other people a “hoe” but made out with 8 girls in one night.

random person: “anna has b00bs”
random person: “she’s flatter than a board.”
Anna Kelly is disgusting.

by urgoldfish February 25, 2022

Kelly

What my E.L.A. teacher calls me (because my first name starts with a K and my last name has "elly" in it) even though my name is literally Katie

"Hey, Kelly, did you submit your essay."

by ewlbjgm w'qg2p January 6, 2020

Kelli

Kelli is a woman that runs away from her problems and would rather pawn her kids off on each other. She gives zero fucks and taked none. Shes most likely the devil herself and isn't above dragging others to Hell.

That Kelli sure is a running Bitch!!

by What even is a pseudonym June 11, 2018

Kelly-ism

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.

Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.

Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.

by Big seans little baby March 5, 2013

Kelly

Kelly just discovered boba tea. She won't stop telling people how "cultured" she is. She's not racist. She has a black friend of a friend's cousin.

Q: Which Kelly?

A: The one in the Patagonia jacket who only dates white guys.
Q: Which Kelly?

by Anonymouskelly February 12, 2022

Kelli

Kelli

Kelli is her name

by Kellib November 24, 2021

Kelly

A person is 6 foot tall and is able to be in the wnba and could dunk at 7th grade.When you look at her in her face, your looking at the sky now.

Bro how tall is Kelly bruh like damn she tall asf

by Definitelynotcarla November 20, 2021