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chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
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jess

an extremely hot individual with extremely large tits and sharp vagina hairs.
wow she’s such a jess
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Jesse :3

he is sooo handsome and so smart and has such long luscious hairrr :3
Yo u lookin mad Jesse :3 today bro!
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Jesse

jesse is a cacahead
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Jesse

an absolute asshole who is self sophisticated, and believes the world revolves around themselves and their friends. quick to bring up the past and even quicker to turn their back on u. backstabbing little bitch who doesnt deserve anything they have. if u meet someone with this name walk the opposite direct and wash ur eyes out with bleech
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Jess

Jess loves a pint and gear on a Friday night
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Amelie and Jess

Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*
by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 30, 2018
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