Richard Jones

A piece of shite. He only knows how to lie and assault women.

Fuck you Richard Jones you only know how to lie.

by Wedon’tknowyetpodcast September 27, 2019

daz jones

Being a total arse but thinking everyone loves him. (Is that because he runs a pub by any chance?)

"I've shagged 150 birds"
"Are you being a Daz Jones again?"

by steve October 31, 2003

N-Lips Jones

To nigger lip.

One who sticks joint/pipe/bong way too deep into their mouth.

There is so much spit on this joint that I can't even suck any smoke out, curse you N-Lips Jones!

by Steezeman April 25, 2007

MIKE JONES

a young pervert who loves to look at porno,during class.

uh oh, looks as if we have a mike jones in our class

by brantley010 October 21, 2007

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.

I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!

by Mike Jones14 April 16, 2007

Bridget Jones Breakdown

When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .

Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.

I had a major Bridget Jones Breakdown last night , I had at least 4 bottles.

by Whitewomensyndrone January 13, 2016

David Jones Miller

A gay eggplant.

David Jones Miller? So scary! He's not even Dave Strider

by TrashNomad October 06, 2019