(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.
by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011

by Abe Lincoln lives here October 19, 2020

When relative sneeks in to have sex with the thanksgiving turkey and someone at the table asks who made the gravy and your Grandma tells you there was no gravy made.
by NickTok_78 November 28, 2020

by trysaratops August 3, 2023

A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.
by Mage Hands December 2, 2021

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.
Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."
by LenSeaside January 25, 2025
