A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012

EA Minutes

The length of time used to describe how long you'll be delayed to complete a certain task when playing a EA sports game. (e.g Fifa, Madden)

Mom 'can you you do the dishes now?'

me 'ive just got 20 EA Minutes left of this game!'

by drkanyewest June 16, 2012

hefty minute

a minute that goes for 2 months or 80,6440 seconds

wow, your gonna have to wait a hefty minute for that to happen !

by bbluff October 09, 2021

90 minute goal

when something is achieved last minute

eric: Hey, how did you submission go?
elle: it was fine but it was like a 90 minute goal kmt

by Elle.L January 06, 2022

minutes of last meeting

Bog skid marks

Ere who just left the minutes of last meeting in the shitter

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023