Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 09, 2020

Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 09, 2020

basket of clothes holding

When two men with homoerotic desires donate a basket of clothes to a male escort at their local bathhouse for sex.

As seen on Sniffies.com. If Anna's looking to make some money tonight let me know Looking together basket of clothes holding and I pay pretty well
If anyone's going to need some money

by Slam rusher March 27, 2023

holding up a zero

ur really cool

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.

by goawaybozo July 07, 2022

holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.

Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.

by Harvey Manpunch June 15, 2015

holding up 4 fingers

if you hold up 4 fingers it means you love monkeys and you think I’m amazing 💯

Johnny was holding up 4 fingers he thinks she’s amazing and he loves monkeys

by skeelar June 04, 2022

Holding up 4 fingers

You get infinite females

I love holding up 4 fingers

by Olemiss 123 July 21, 2022