Canada's History

The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.

The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.

by Blue orange March 3, 2010

Canada's History

The act of defecating on someone's forehead after eating an entire pound of Canadian bacon.

Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.

by nochinadoll February 5, 2010

History

Some useless shit we wouldn't need it for our careers, but some useful shit to kill someone mentally😍✨

A student: Hey, are you alright? You look so sad...
The classmate: I have history class later... 😭😭😭 I'm dead inside now...

by Real FAX. November 8, 2022

Canada's History

A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.

Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!

by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An outrageously over the top sex move. It involves moose antlers, syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Honestly, that's all you want to know.

Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.

by proph3t March 4, 2010

Canada's History

A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").

Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?

No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.

by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010

Canada's History

The sluttiest, kinkiest, lowest self-esteem sexual repertoire known to man. Porn stars all over the world are scared even to consider performing this drastic, yet vaguely tantalizing move. Proceed with caution.

Dude 1: Man, I just got done with a Canada's History!

Dude 2: You survived??

by theRatCatcher February 4, 2010