Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019

crash his yard

the act of rushing into somebodies house for their wrong doing, trashing their house and beating up anyone inside just for pure revenge

did he just speak about your mum?

oi you man, let’s crash his yard

by ghanaian blood boy September 1, 2022

push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

skin his ass

The act of getting fucked up and/or beaten up. “Skinning”, “skinned”, and “skint” also refer to someone/something expiriencing pain.

~*Falls into spike pit on Happy Wheels*
“oooo-SKINNED his ass!!!”
~ “Man, did you see how he was trying to talk shit after he got beat the fuck up?!”

“YESS!!! Rondrell should skin his ass again.”

by Xx2K18xX May 30, 2018

bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010

overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016