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Goat Ass

"Put up your dukes..."
"I got no fucking dukes"
by not you September 18, 2003
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Goat

A person on the web with unbridled cynicism and sarcasm, who's Internet asshole savvyness makes him or her blind to actual valid points, arguments, grievances, etc while unaware that he or she is part of the problem.

Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".
Random FPS Gamer in waiting lobby: Dude, dont play on that map, the game devs are still fixing it after people found a bug that corrupted the files on your game.

Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.
by Holaventrillodota November 25, 2009
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hornier then a three peckered goat

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.
by canadarocks March 3, 2009
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gator

To give oral sex to a woman. When in this position, you look as if you submerged in the water like an alligator, especially if you looking up while in the act.
by nudedudeoncouch October 22, 2010
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GOAT

acronym which stands for "Greatest of all time". Came from american sprinter Maurice Greene having "GOAT" written on a tattoo on his arm. Usually a pretty arrogant call for someone to make if they refer to themselves as being the GOAT, but is common.
Alex: "Oh Saunders, here he is, this kid is the GOAT"
by Gav800 September 23, 2005
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billy goat

A male Cougar... A man who is seven years old than the woman he is with and/or dating he is a Billy Goat(Male version of a Cougar)
That man likes younger woman, he's a billy Goat...
by Reactor11 September 30, 2007
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YARD GOAT

TRUCK USED TO MOVE SEMI TRAILERS AROUND A WAREHOUSE. USUALLY NOT STREET LEGAL.
HAVE THE YARD GOAT GO GRAB MY TRAILER! LET THE YARD GOAT BACK THE TRAILER IN..
by FOREIGNER April 1, 2013
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