Pony

A pretty boy who seems gay but really just wants a lot of sex.

Wow Patrick is such a pony

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Roni Teh Poni

A short kid that has his own theme song.

Me:Omg who is that?
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.

by shygirltara July 12, 2020

pony

The leg muscles - more specifically the quads. Only used when the legs are large/strong enough to merit their own mention. Hiking up one's pants or unisuit is another way of displaying ones ponies - this is referred to as a "pony show."
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.

"Yo my ponies are yuge."

"We got an audience today, time to give em the pony show."

by The Horror, the horror November 12, 2007

Safeway Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.

by davvvo March 4, 2019

Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.

Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?

by That1guy555 January 11, 2024

Charcoal Pony

Name for AN improv troupe in town. Members tend to migrate and hunt as a pack, maybe become hostile if offered tequilla.

Chad: Yo, did you hear that Charcoal Pony group had a show last night?
Karen: Yeah! I was there. Prudes didn't accept my suggestion of "porn".
Chad: Seriously? What jerks.

by The AwkwardTree February 29, 2020

Pony

A super Hott blued eyed blond with big breast. Usually a cougar but can be a younger woman. She’s usually found parading around the bar looking for a stud to service her.

Hey! Look at that pony parading for us.

by kennclie August 26, 2019