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texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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football

The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.
The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band
by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019
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Beal City Football

Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.
I’m joining Beal City Football!
LMAO, have fun with those douche bags
by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021
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Football

The little bitches version of rugby if they can’t handle pain like real men
Football is such a pussy sport for bitches
by Bigbossboris September 18, 2018
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Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
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OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.
Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!
by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021
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