Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

The first and last word

The first and last word is as follows.... Word.

The first and last Word of the Lord. ... Word

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019

sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

assk first

What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.

I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.

Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!

by TC03 December 12, 2020