Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

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ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch November 20, 2015

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megan fairchild

Undateable.

Megan Fairchild is undateable

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Cherry fair

The opposite of a sausage fest; a situation in which only women are present or greatly outnumber any amount of men present.

(Upon arriving at a baby shower)
"Ugh, man, this whole thing's such a cherry fair."

by Zoo-bop January 15, 2018

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esme fair

A slut who will suck on anyone's dick

I don't want you to suck my cock your such an Esme fair

by Gilfa February 8, 2018

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The best fair that could ever possibly occur. After the Olp Fair, everyone goes crazy. Summer is on the horizon. The fair is filled with rides, some popular ones are Zipper and Gravatron. Everyone will tell you “Omg you know how many people have gotten tossed out of the zipper” but it never has happened. The Olp Fair is the best time of the year without a doubt. Everyone gets excited for it and everyone knows to bring their quarters for the infamous quarter game where no one ever wins.

DUDE THE OLP FAIR IS TOMORROW! SUMMER HERE WE COME

by New Providence Lover May 19, 2018

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