Forgot how to English

A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”

P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay”

Forgot how to English by T-pose cat June 19, 2022

5th hour english 

The boringest class of all time

Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.

5th hour english by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022

dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

dont speak english day by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022

Children’s Vernacular English 

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

Children’s Vernacular English by I Like To Define Words December 8, 2022

The Big English 

Verified artist on Spotify - lyrical rapper whose topics centre around England, intellectualism, himself, and the state of the world at large. Released 'His Debut' in September of 2020, quickly followed by diss track 'En Garde (Monkey See Monkey Do)' and then the album 'The Big Sequel', featuring the tracks 'We're Weird', 'For The Empire', 'I Am The English', and 'Ace In The Hole'. Performed live for an audience of 300 at the end of 2020 to great critical acclaim. Synonymous with the concepts of imperialism, egotism, and cleverness.

"Wow, The Big English has such wonderful enunciation while rapping at great speed!"

"I recently found this niche rapper on Spotify, The Big English, and I rather enjoyed His Debut."

The Big English by Lord of the Redcoats February 20, 2023

Maoist Standard English 

An internet meme in which any words containing a “k”, a hard ‘c’ sound, or an “s” are modified so that they now read as ‘KKK’ or as ‘SS’. KKK and SS, of course, obviously referencing the respective hate groups. Originating as a form of coded language often used by online maoists, it is now used by much of the broader population, especially on Twitter, to describe racism and far right associations within the thing that they are mentioning. Some also throw it into random sentences as a form of satire.

Maoist Standard English is often used like this:

“Amerikkka is on the decline.”

“KKKapitalism is evil.”

“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”

“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”

“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”

Maoist Standard English by EvysTruth December 12, 2023

dahntay’s english 

It is the english that only Dahntay Broehl can speak fluently.

Oh your sentence isn’t making any sense. You must be using Dahntay’s English.

dahntay’s english by krisxian January 31, 2024