A Sloppy Dallas is a sexual act between a man and a woman where a woman sucks his manhood with a mouthful of dip, making the penis look like it was covered in lawn clippings.
by BowlovNoodles October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. A sloppy dallas is when an individual receives a blowjob from someone with a mouthful of tobacco dip and is left with dip residue on their penis after said blowjob.
by FourthCause October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. 1 :Hey Joe! This girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night!
2: What is that? A new sandwich or something?
1:...yeah
2: What is that? A new sandwich or something?
1:...yeah
by Acronym86 October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. Dallas is a Scorpio he likes to play games but with put them down if be has too he doesn't like to talk to his girlfriend in public much he loves talking to her over face time.
He is the cutest sweetest funniest person you will ever meet.
He says your name so softly.
He is best paired with an Emilie.
He is a Dallas.
And he's mine.
Love you Dallas Dampier
He is the cutest sweetest funniest person you will ever meet.
He says your name so softly.
He is best paired with an Emilie.
He is a Dallas.
And he's mine.
Love you Dallas Dampier
by Emmy7 December 26, 2019
Get the Dallasmug. by SheMcNasty October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. 
A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."
"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."
by supergamefury April 21, 2025
Get the Dallas Diddlermug.