couch dolphin

A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.

After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!

by effdot July 26, 2024

Out of Couching

Ending an extended period of vegetation.

“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”

“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”

by Steve Blends May 5, 2022

Couch Ghost

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.

Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.

Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.

"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"

by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020

couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage

at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper

by stripper chick February 20, 2010

couch

a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .

guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch

by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018

Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.

Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place

by Art Corr June 5, 2020