Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.

Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.

by abrilmeijers December 5, 2016

Blue Cookies

a cookie filled with weed and cannabis.

"yo u got them Blue cookies"
Hell yeah they got u high as f

by ion>know March 18, 2017

Laundry and Cookies

To go into a private discord channel and make sweet and loving phone sex.

I heard Cole was doing Laundry and Cookies with Sage in the channel.

by Takencrown February 8, 2018

earth cookie

A woman who wears no makeup and is very sweet, like a cookie.

That mom is an earth cookie, she is sweet and does not wear makeup.

by One Shoop, Many Sheep October 13, 2013

cookie bombing

baking something sweet and delicious at another person's house, then after eating your fill, leaving all of the remainder. Meaning you then do not have a tummy ache from eating too many sweets and they, inevitably, do.

" Oh wow, I came home today and this girl I've been seeing baked an entire plate of cookies, then just left. They were delicious, but now my stomach hurts something fierce. I didn't realize she was cookie bombing me!"

by quipish December 16, 2011

poonani cookies

cookies that smell like poonani. cookies in the shape of poonani...a series of poonani(more than one poonani) "Cookie also means poonani" (see: Poonani)

I want some poonani cookies!

OMG these cookies smell like poonani!!!

by chaotic squirrel August 23, 2011