Fort Collins Skumshit

The act of a man ejaculating into a pipe with a bowl of weed, then his significant other proceeds to masterbate while smoking it, then usually a round two with just normal high intercourse proceeds

Bro, I gave my wife a crazy Fort Collins skumshit last night, it was awesome

by BobSmithDaSimp March 12, 2026

Phil Collins

A drummer who is superior to Neil peart in every way. His drumming in Genesis and Brand X far surpasses that of Neil in rush. Phil is basically god at this point, and will never be beaten, except by John Bonham, but even he admits that.

“Phil Collins is better than Neil peart”
“Yes he is”

by Telegraph_road December 28, 2024

isaac collingwood

Massive stud who supports the best team in the world arsenal (coyg) also is one of the most muscular men on the planet, and is opium asf

Isaac Collingwood is opium

by kenkarsonismygoat January 26, 2025

isaac collingwood

a sexy handsome guy who can lift a truck with his pinky finger. a sexy handsome guy who can pull women by his rocket league skills.

“isaac collingwood the most attractive man on earth
6,099,000,000 other people on google agree to this statement”

by Isaac collingwood January 26, 2025

Ryan Collins

Aura, King, Goat

when someone is really good at sometime and does something with swag then he’s ryan collins

by candidly February 24, 2025

Mac Collins

A baddie with the cutest mullet there ever was

That mac collins smashed my cooch last night

by mean3bbc#2 June 16, 2025

Claire Collins

A non-alcoholic cocktail made with soda water, pineapple, and lime—served tall, crisp, and garnished with a lime. Basically a Tom Collins that decided to go on a wellness retreat and came back glowing.

Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.

When you’re detoxing but still want to look like you own a beach house — order a Claire Collins.

by writingriver October 15, 2025