ithaca college 

a haven for stoners and hippies.

guy: dude, where do you go to college?
other guy: I go IC, man.
guy: oh sweet, can i buy some pot from you?
other guy: sure!

ithaca college by willow_tree September 29, 2004

wesley college 

A small safety school in Dover, DE. Students are pretty much from preppy midatlantic stock, unable to get into UD, Rutgers, Villanova, Penn State or Maryland

Student One: I'm going to Wesley College! I'm glad I didn't get into anywhere else. The other schools are too big anyway.

Student Two: Looks like I'm going to Wesley College. I guess it's better than no college at all.

wesley college by nugsso69 May 4, 2006

Baruch College 

Baruch College is one of the schools within the City University of New York. It is the most ethnically diverse college in the United States (according to U.S. News & World Report). Although its student body includes a small percentage of nerds of all ethnic groups, the increasing majority of students comprises extremely lazy, smart-ass thugs from the former U.S.S.R. The female counterpart of this group includes snotty, but overachieving women who are obsessed about their clothing and their GPAs. Other more deserving minorities are decidedly in the minority, and are currently being pushed to the back of the educational bus. There are many leather coats, Kiev Dynamo shirts, overly-worked fingernails, 5" spiked heels, etc. throughout the campus adding to the generally slimey atmosphere.

Yo, dat Ukie bitch think she hot shit. Well, I go to BaRuCh, and eat Russkies for lunch.

Baruch College by Sasha December 7, 2004

Marlborough college

Just a place over England's hill, where cigs, gingers and Russians run wild.

You go to Marlborough college? What's your chromosome count.

Marlborough college by reese's puffs123 November 3, 2018

Franklin & Marshall College 

F&M
Despite a 16 year period of derecognition the Greek Life is all Life. It's that or the Amish Life.
Home of the Diplomats
Lux et Lex "Light & Law"
Students are sometimes called "Fummers" (for "F&M-ers") or "Dips" (short for "Diplomats")
Treat Williams graduated here and is currently occupied largely by his leading role as Dr. Andrew Brown in the WB series Everwood.
Roy Richard Scheider graduted here, where he was a member of Phi Kappa Psi Fraternity, he is an Academy Award nominated American actor.

Franklin & Marshall College is a Little Ivy.

Franklin & Marshall College by Elizabath May 19, 2006

Elizabethtown College 

A private liberal arts college located in Elizabethtown, PA (not to be confused with Elizabethtown, KY) The campus is very small, but well kept and very beautiful. Tuition is extremely expensive, but admissions offers substantial financial aid and there are always new facilities, labs and technology being built or introduced to the campus. The college is filled with quality students who actually enjoy being there. While admittedly the party scene does not compare to larger state schools, it more than makes up in academics and quality of life for the students.

"Oh you go to Elizabethtown College? Isn't that in Kentucky!?"

"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."

Elizabethtown College by civilized college student August 16, 2009

Smith College

Smith is a women's college in Northampton, MA. One of the highest-ranked colleges in the nation, and a member of the "Seven Sisters," the colleges that were the women's counterpart to the ivy Leagues (before they admitted women). Known for its all-around academic excellence as well as its beautiful campus, Smith works you hard, but it's worth it. Its students, also known as "Smithies," are sought out after graduation.

Smith College: A Tradition of Women in Exciting Positions

Smith College by kumquats May 13, 2005