The Clit Commander

has funny definitions on here

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Mint chocolate clit

When a person gets mint chocolate chip ice cream, puts it on their female friends pussy, and eats her out.

Caution doing this may cause head and pussy freeze

Billy bob- what did you do last night?
Eduardo- oh I mint chocolate clit a girl.
Billy bob- did you get a brain freeze?
Eduardo- nope but she sure got a pussy freeze.

by Fortman0000000000000009 February 20, 2011

Dick Clit

Noun:
1. Slang for the visible lump which marks the convergence of nerve endings on the underside of the penis just below the penis head which, if you picture it wet and slimy, bares a striking resemblence to the female clitorus.

2. The most sensitive spot on a man's penis.

Woman: Do you like it when I lick all over your shaft?

Man: I like when you focus on my dick clit for a bit, then go wild licking it all over, then go back to my dick clit.

by (====}`~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010

Long Clit

The term given to a transgender shifting from a man to a women, meaning a women with a penis.

Look at that long clit. She used to be a dude.

by ChubbTubb February 18, 2018

suck a clit

A common slang expression originating in Northern Ireland.

It can be used to expressed freespiritedness similar hacuna matata or YOLO

For example

or can be used in stead of f-off

"suck a clit, no mean kid, f**k it"

E.g "suck a clit kid mate 'fore a smack ye"

Suck a clit

by paulieC December 5, 2013

clinton's clit

clinton's pussy smells like fish, so election was fishy. Her election is as worn out as her pussy.

Clinton's clit lost her the election.

by 123clinton456 December 21, 2016

Butt Clit

A pink sock that is just barely sticking out, so it looks like a clit dog.

Yo baby girl tuck your butt clit back in.

by steve's cheese January 6, 2010